A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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why are balck people black because they are

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Justin beiber..

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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