- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Donald Trump

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

GONNA

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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