- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Caroline Kelly.

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Oh...okay, good.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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