- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Justin beiber..

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

why are balck people black because they are

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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