Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

who is awesome? no one...

I can count to potato.

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

whats funnier than 24? 25

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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