Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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Bark I'm a tree

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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