- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Bark I'm a tree

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

politically correct!

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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