Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

I can count to potato.

who is awesome? no one...

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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whats funnier than 24? 25

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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