roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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hard cheese

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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