- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What can fly? Lots of things

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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