- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

i have a christmas tree.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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