- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

women's rights

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

what has genitial warts? me

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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