- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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