- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My children are huge mistakes.

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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