If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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