how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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