How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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Anti Joke

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