What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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this site is an antijoke

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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