yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Women can vote? WTF

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God

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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This is Heading 1

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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