- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

THE END.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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