Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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A women's opinion.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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