- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Guess what? You guessed it.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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