Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Women can vote? WTF

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

9/11

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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