- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Guess what? You guessed it.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

Women can vote? WTF

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

knock knock Who's there? ...Who's there?... opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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