Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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