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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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