- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Nickleback.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

What's the difference between a duck?

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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