- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

Women's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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