- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Michel Moor on a die...

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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