- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

a woman votes!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

Wanker

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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