roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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