hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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