How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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Obama.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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