I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

a woman votes!

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Wanker

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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