- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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