- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Michel Moor on a die...

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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