- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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