- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Nickleback.

What's the difference between a duck?

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

Women's rights

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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