- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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