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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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