their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena and his Grandfather's lucky medallion and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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