- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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