Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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HURT

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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