A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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