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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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