- Anti Joke

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

What's white and gluey Glue

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

i just pooped that is all!

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives