- Anti Joke

Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Vagina.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Where's my tractor?