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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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