Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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lybia

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penis haha

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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Anti Joke

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