Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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