Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

cancer

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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