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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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