Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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what do u call a black person by his name

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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