A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Stop Spam Read Books

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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