- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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