Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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A man killed himself.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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