One below was by me: Walter H

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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obama

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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Cancer.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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What can fly? Lots of things

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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