What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

who is awesome? no one...

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

whats yellow after cani...nathan

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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