What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

What's white and gluey Glue

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Keanu Reaves

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Knock Know! Come in!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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