- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man? Black

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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