- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

What's white and gluey Glue

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Anti-jokes are funny.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

What can fly? Lots of things

Cancer.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

What's green and blue? yellow

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

A black man has a job.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Knock Know! Come in!

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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