Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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Knock, Knock ...

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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men's rights.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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what did the farmer do? plant

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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this is stupid .... yep

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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What's half of 8? o

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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