- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

there once was a frog with no leggs

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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