Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Okay, after this one then...

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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