- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

what do u call a black person by his name

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

obama

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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