- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Bark I'm a tree

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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