Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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purple pickles

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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