What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Wright flyer

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

9/11

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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