Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

I dont have a girlfriend

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Catholicism.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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