noah is a scrub jungle

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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Nuneaton..

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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