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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

I just drank a cola.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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hey, my names mark.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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