A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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retard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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