Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

women's rights

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

kesha is a virgin.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

I woke up today

gabbi nunez ;)

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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