- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

A man killed himself.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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