- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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