What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Pain Olympics.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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women's rights

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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